folder

A technical term used by the toilet paper industry to describe a person who neatly folds the toilet paper over itself before cleansing themselves. Opposite of a crumpler.

Man 1: How do you wipe your ass?
Man 2: Oh, I'm a folder.

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Folder

A combination of getting fatter and older

It's amazing how much folder I feel today

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foldered

To put paperwork in a file because some jackass wants you to stay busy.

Since you got all that done, why don't you get the rest of your shit foldered before close of business!

folder

Generally ( by gangsters and old rap artists ) refers to a criminal record. They use this to make people shut up.

Person : Hello, do you li---
Gangster : yo what you doin' gettin' all up in my shit, bitch I ain't got time fo' dis' shit, I gotta go get the needle fo' what I done. so get outta here and put it on my folder fool.

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folderize

When information regarding a business client or consumer of services is uniformly placed into a folder or chart in order to create a working document. (verb) fold-er-ize. (In the workplace, especially in human services where several confidential documents might be combined into a single folder/chart).

The secretary had to folderize several client's charts.

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folder

Container for organizing and storing files.

See: file.

I have all the files in a folder in my desk.

I copied all the files to a new folder.

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Folder

A Folder is someone who can fold you like Origami in bed. You haven’t experienced sex until you’ve been folded.

Chad's a really good folder! He will fold you like a pretzel 🥨
You haven’t lived until Chad has folded you every which way!