gasmic

orgasm as an adjective. but its easier to say gasmic than orgasmic. not necessarily relating to sexual activities. delicious, amazing, wonderful, awesome, ridiculous(or food)

wow this smoothie is gasmic.

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gasmic

gasmic is a shortening of orgasmic, but in being it is seen as becoming better as shown in this story

there is a bus traveling from cambeltown to bowral but to do so it must pass through mittagong, mittagong is a reprisentation of the 'org' and bowral is a representation of the 'gasmic'. now mittagong is bad and ogie and no-one wants to be there but u have to to get to bowral which is good and yummie. so wot people do is go over mt. gibalter and skip out mittagong.

ie. no 1 likes to say 'org" so they just say 'gasmic'

that schnitzel is fluckin gasmic

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Gasmic Bypass

n. A drastic change in mental or physical state causing a person to completely lose their appetite for sex. Comes in two forms: Temporary or Chronic.

Larry: According to our couples therapist, my spousal disinterest and insensitivity are the primary reasons for Linda's Gasmic Bypass.
Joe: Temporary?
Larry: Sadly, No. We've moved on to Chronic.

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yarr-gasmic

A word pirates use to describe something really good or a word pirates use to describe an orgasm

Arg that booty was yarr-gasmic last night.

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Cos-gasmic

When a cougar drinks so many cosmos, she is ripe for taking to bed.

"That cougar over there -- she looks cos-gasmic. I'm going in for the kill."