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1. Spending an excessive amount of time perfecting your work.
2. Avoiding important work to continue your pet projects, while your co-workers pick up the slack.
3. Putting a ton of time into a useless project.
You really harbinized the job requirements. What a waste of time.
19đź‘Ť 3đź‘Ž
A last name that to a
boy means- strong and brave
To
Girl means - sexy and hot with a nice attitude.
(Girl 1) That last name harbin is so sexy.
(Boy 1) Man that last name makes me horny
17đź‘Ť 5đź‘Ž
Harbin is a sub-provincial city and the provincial capital and the largest city of Heilongjiang province, People's Republic of China.
The built-up area of Harbin had 6,976,136 inhabitants, while the total metropolitan population was up to 10,009,854, making it one of the 50 largest urban areas in the world.
He's going to visit Harbin soon.
Noun:
Laura Harbin-Waters, aka “ the chopper “.
A helicopter style landlord that will hover around the building she owns, but doesn’t occupy.
She will make multiple daily visits to the building where she is lord of the land. Goddess of the servants ( tenants ) that she allows to pay her for the high privilege of living under her roof.
Tenants rights be damned if she wants to come into your apartment. It is her building and if you don’t comply with her frequent demands for entry with 12 hours notice, she will have her royal attorney, Rosemary Healy send a strongly worded letter as a warning that you must comply, or else.
I got home at 6pm and found evidence that Laura Harbin-Waters was here again today. She left a note saying a locksmith will be in the building to change all the locks in the morning for the safety of the tenants and security of the building, and then left the doors unlocked when she choppered off, up up and away.
A helicopter style landlord that hovers around the property she owns but does not herself occupy.
Everyday there will be signs of her presence, such as notes left for tenents/caretakers, unlocked doors, missing alcohol, and hideous new decor.
She demands respect…being lord and goddess of the land and all.
You are not a tenant, but a caretaker who pays to occupy the space.
Tenants rights be damned if she wants ( not needs ) to come in.
Laura Harbin-Waters put a 24 hour notice on my door at 12:01 pm to let me know she will be coming in at 12 pm. I told her “No, Laura. I work from 8 to 4:30 every single day.” but she declared “ I am the lord of the land, you have to let me in or else I will sick my discount lawyer, Rose Mary Healy on you faster than you can say ….uuuuhmmm”
Where shit happens. Things perculate, marinate, and celebrate. GU socker runs through the hall. The elevator is only going down. And of course, Sexual Chocolate reins. Always on top.
HARBINIX 2008
(Brice is 20)
Non Harbinix Kid 1: What is there to do on weekends at this presitigous university?
Non Harbinix Kid 2: Club Lauinger man!!
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Harbinix Kid 1: What's going down tonight, other than the elevator?
Harbinix Kid 2: We're running shit...
16đź‘Ť 12đź‘Ž