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(adj.) Insane, particularly if characterised by exaggerated or cartoonish behaviour ; gibbering in an nonsensical fashion. (After Roger Irrelevant in Viz magazine.)
He stood in the corner shouting, "Wibble! Wibble! More beetroot, Archdeacon?" I'm afraid he's gone completely hatstand.
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Completely mad. Bonkers. Cuckoo
You know that girl I was seeing? Well, it turns out she's totally hatstand.
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Possibly originating from a man who kept trying to put his wife on a hatstand because he thought she was a hat. Chronicles by Oliver Sacks in his book “The man who thought his wife was a hat”.
Hatstand means crazy.
The dictator of Azerbaijan is completely hatstand.
Person who must be avoided if at all possible. Utter, utter, utter fucking twat. A useless, irritating, boring, stuttering fuckwit.
For all the good they do, they may as well be stood in the corner doing fuck all.
Much like a Hatstand.
It is my considered opinion that that the government minister is, indeed, a fucking hatstand.
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wank fodder for rex
after seeing dim in a music publication:
''COR, DIM HATSTAND!!!!!111oneoneone''
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A sexual act in which a male stands completely naked in the corner of a room while his companion attempts to jump onto his erect penis. Much in the same fashion as throwing a hat across a room onto a hatstand...but in this scenario the hat is either someone's vagina or anus.
Tim: "Why are you standing naked in the corner of your room with an erection Jason?"
Jason: "Because we're about to do an Albuquerque Hatstand. Sarah is just in the bathroom getting ready. Now could you get out of my bedroom please Tim?"
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To talk about unrelated topics when part of a group, playing a game or engaged in an activity requiring the groups concentration.
We started playing Dungeons and Dragons later than we planned because we ended up 'hatstanding' for a couple of hours.