(adj.) Insane, particularly if characterised by exaggerated or cartoonish behaviour ; gibbering in an nonsensical fashion. (After Roger Irrelevant in Viz magazine.)
He stood in the corner shouting, "Wibble! Wibble! More beetroot, Archdeacon?" I'm afraid he's gone completely hatstand.
Completely mad. Bonkers. Cuckoo
You know that girl I was seeing? Well, it turns out she's totally hatstand.
Possibly originating from a man who kept trying to put his wife on a hatstand because he thought she was a hat. Chronicles by Oliver Sacks in his book “The man who thought his wife was a hat”.
Hatstand means crazy.
The dictator of Azerbaijan is completely hatstand.
Person who must be avoided if at all possible. Utter, utter, utter fucking twat. A useless, irritating, boring, stuttering fuckwit.
For all the good they do, they may as well be stood in the corner doing fuck all.
Much like a Hatstand.
It is my considered opinion that that the government minister is, indeed, a fucking hatstand.
wank fodder for rex
after seeing dim in a music publication:
''COR, DIM HATSTAND!!!!!111oneoneone''
The natural habitat of a Gibbet, often associated with duckietape and fire!
I put that Gibbet on his hatstand, duckietaped his hands and feet and set fire to him!
To talk about unrelated topics when part of a group, playing a game or engaged in an activity requiring the groups concentration.
We started playing Dungeons and Dragons later than we planned because we ended up 'hatstanding' for a couple of hours.