HLS

Acronym for Hot Lesbian Sex

Girl: Just the other day i had some HLS with my girlfriend.

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HLS

Hook, line, and sinker. A fishing metaphor used to describe gullible people.

The sheeple are falling for the media's lies hls.

I told Jen we were going to the movies, and she fell for it hls. (goes to party)

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HLS

Hot Load Swallowed

Describes a sexual act carried out by hot young "fillies" at the climatic end of a sexual encounter whereby said "filly" grants the males seed passage down her esophagus. A highly sexually gratifying act.

Gentleman No1. "Did you get anywhere with Elisabeth last night?"

Gentleman No2. "Yes well after a vigorous night of brandy and courting I came away with a result...HLS"

Gentleman No1. "Here here Nigel...you old dog!"

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HLS

When you have every Disease known to man kind but yet some how you are still Alive

Those two have HLS.

HLS

HLS is often described as Hot Lesbian Sex between two or more women.

"Daisy, Emma and Charlotte are really bent they had HLS."

HLS

Hot Load Swallowed

Describes a sexual act carried out by hot young "fillies" at the climatic end of a sexual encounter whereby said "filly" grants the males seed passage down her esophagus. A highly sexually gratifying act.

Gentleman No1. "Did you get anywhere with Elisabeth last night?"

Gentleman No2. "Yes well after a night of vigorous night of brandy and courting I came away with a result...HLS"

Gentleman No1. "Here here Nigel...you old dog!"

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HLS

Acronym for "Hillary Loves Sucking". Maybe she perfected the art of it from Monica?

You suppose that Hillary will become a true HLS if she ever gets to be president(I'm sure that would help her get what she wants)?

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