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Johnny Depp

The most magnificent and most talented actor that has put on excessive, unique roles that he plays perfectly. You might know him as Willy Wonka, Edward Scissorhands, Rango, The Madhatter, Jack Sparrow and many more characters that have probably popped up in your childhood at one point. Johnny Depp is an articulated man with a humble personality who loves what he does. Later in his life he would wrongly marry Amber Heard whom had so much pride in saying he had abused her both emotionally and physically in their relationship. After filing their divorce, Johnny claims she had been the abuse the whole time and do I believe him? Absolutely. Even Winona Ryder, his EX had said the accusations were hardly believable and she had claimed that Johnny was NEVER violent in their relationship. An audio recording of a private moment between Johnny and Heard reveals that she was the abuser the entire time. I really hope that she gets fired from her role in aquaman and Johnny gets his role back in Pirates of the Caribbean, a character he truly loved playing before he was fired from false accusations. In conclusion, Johnny Depp is a good man and I never believed he would ever put hands on a woman and you shouldn’t either. And most importantly, beware of scrum women like Amber Heard who thinks just because she is a female she can win anything against a man.

“Wow Johnny Depp is so talented! I didn’t even know who he played The Madhatter.“

“Dude he has RANGE! He can play any character beautifully.”

by coochiehoochiemama April 20, 2020

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Johnny Depp

The sexiest pirate I've ever seen!

Johnny Depp was gorgeous in Pirates of the Carribean.

by seth_cohen_fan January 15, 2006

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Johnny Depp

Sex on legs.

Johnny Depp is sex on legs!

by LoLo June 18, 2004

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Johnny Depp

The best, sexiest, hottest, funniest, most talented actor on the face of the earth. One of the only men that I can think of who you couldn't make ugly if you tired. And also one of the only men who looks fine in eyeliner!

"I'm going to smoke this cigarette, and then I'm going to buy another pack and smoke the shit out of that one."
Johnny Depp, Secret Window

by CA_MAD April 4, 2004

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Johnny Depp

The best actor ever to walk the earth. not only just because he's so damn sexy, but because he's so talented and doesn't care what the hell people think about him. he could do any blockbuster he wants to, but he likes to go against the grain. did i mention he's a sexy bitch? well, he is, i'm very happy for (and jealous of) vanessa paradis.

he's kind of like a slug, he oozes sexy out and leaves a trail of sexy wherever he goes! sexy, talented, and humble, what else do u look for in a guy?

by Jessi January 1, 2004

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Johnny Depp

Hotter than Orlando Bloom.

Johnny Depp is hotter than Orlando Bloom

by NOT MIKE HARMS December 29, 2004

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Johnny Depp

The closest thing to a perfect human being. He is so beautiful, both in the flesh and in the roles he portrays. As well as being ridiculously attractive, he is an incredible actor, underappreciated by new generations of fans for his roles in films such as Edward Scissorhands (who knew the eyes could act more effectively than the mouth?), Ed Wood and What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Recent successes include Secret Window, Pirates of the Carribean and Chocolat. Brilliant. He is the epitome of a sex god. Almost too good for planet Earth, baby.

Johnny Depp is absolutely fucking brilliant.

by Nicki November 15, 2004

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