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A 4 member South-Korean co-ed Kpop group under DSP Media. The members consist of Somin, Jiwoo, J.seph and BM
"Wait who's that group over there?"
"It's obviously KARD!"
The best co-ed group on the world, which includes 2 boys and 2 girls: BM (Big Matthew) a.k.a Big Sexy, J.Seph(Taehyung) a.k.a Bigger Sexy, Somin(Queen) and Jiwoo(the most talented maknae a.k.a splits🔥). Debuted with Hola Hola, but Oh Nana is still life.
Describe KARD in one sentence:
Me:...OH NANANA
A kpop Coed group consisting of 4 members:
-Jeon Somin/ Somin
-Kim Taehyung / Jseph
-Kim Matthew / BM
-Jeon Jiwoo/ Jiwoo
They debuted in 2017 with the single „Hola Hola“. They have released pre debut singles like: Rumor and Oh na na.
Their latest comeback is the mini album Way with words with the title track being Gunshot.
The last comeback before Jseph enlisted.
Check them out!
Kim Matthew is the leader of BTC.
Jeon Somin was in April before joining KARD.
Jeon Jiwoo was in Good Girl.
Kim Taehyung enlisted in the military.
Kards are somewhat attractive girls/women, usually short & curvy with long dark hair (mostly extensions) & extremely low self esteem.
They have over-exaggerated features, such as: plastic faces, boobs, butts, lips, etc. full of Botox & Fillers & have these cosmetic procedures well before the age of 21 (which causes them to look older).
Never happy no matter how much money or surgery they have. Insatiable & shallow creatures. Constantly posting nude selfies or pictures of their big fake asses, bent over, squatting in front of the mirror as if the whole world just can’t get enough.
Kards sometimes have underboob, hand & neck tattoos (if they have any) but usually something involving a quote or a design signifying how independent they want everyone to think they are.
Kards live at home with their parents or try to get sugar daddies or Professional Athletes, Musicians, Rappers, etc. to pay for them so they don’t have to go to college or get a real career.
Kards will literally do ANYTHING to keep & maintain their fortune as long as they don’t have to work! Kards DO NOT partake in manual labor jobs.
After reading this definition of Kards up to this point you may feel sorry for them based on how they are being described; but don’t!
Kards use & treat men & other women like shit. Kards blatantly show how they think they are better than everyone else.
*If you are a Kard or have friends who are Kards or know someone who is a Kard. Please get help. Please help them get help.
“Do you guys see that chick over there? The one talking to “Basketball Joe” ...The girl with fish lips & long dark hair... Well she & her friends are Kards!”
“If you play your Kards right, you just might get lucky tonight boys! Don’t forget to flash them dollar bills! They like those!”
“Anybody notice all the Kards up in here tonight?! It’s a Full House!”
“Brad is so damn smooth... He sure knows how to play Kards”...
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A type of cuddle machine that everyone loves and is loved by.
I sure do need some kard today!
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When playing the online card game, Kards, you run across players who take forever to decide. Even if they only have 1 or 2 cards they'll act like they're in a world championship of chess and be beyond slow.
Check out this idiot, he's so slow I'm gonna have a Kards lobotomy pretty soon.