liePod

When your earbuds aren't attached to anything, but you take them out of your pocket and put them on so you don't have to talk to anyone.

Me: Hey Becca- oh sorry, did you hear me?

Becca: Oh, yeah- they're not plugged in, it's just my liePod!

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liePod

A small, square mp3 player that is a brand other than apple, such as a sansa. Most liePod carriers tend to get offended when you tell them that their mp3 player is in fact, not an iPod.

John - Hey dude, check out my new iPod. It cost $150

Josh - Dude, that's a sansa. You paid $150 bucks for a liePod.

John - At least it works. A**hole.

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liepod

An iPod filled with music that its owner denies listening to.

John: Holy crap, is that Celine Dion on your iPod?

Bob: Oh...i dunno, i guess it just came with it.

John: Dude, don't bullshit me, I know you have a liepod.

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