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A fried-out version of the word ridiculous (fried-out as in under the influence of mushrooms)
Oh man, George W. Bush being elected again is straight matriculous.
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A fancy word used to make yourself sound more intelligent in a high stakes situation. Actual definition is irrelevant, use it confidently to replace any more common word and earn immediate respect from your friends and co-workers.
Len: What's the play coach?
Hank (Coaching in the Super Bowl and aware he is mic'd for sound): Just keep matriculating the ball down the field, boys.
Len: Got it coach!
Otis (Back in the huddle): What the hell does matriculate mean?
Len: I have no idea, but from the context it is clear he wants us to continue advancing the ball, and I'm inspired as fuck right now.
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Admitted in a college or university.
I want to pass the matriculation to go to the Recreation and sports organizations.
A term used originally used by Hank Stram, the coach of the Kansas City Chiefs in the 1960's during Superbowl IV, which describes consistently gaining yards and moving the football down the field against an opponents defense.
The term is now used by a multitude of sports anchors when reviewing football highlights.
"Yeah let's just keep matriculatin' the ball down the field, boys!" - Hank Stram
Matriculate!
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The ability to put data into a matrix.
That data is SOOOOO not matriculable!
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To commit the act of matrimony.
To commit.
To be confined to a group.
To seek a score for matrimony
Wayne is a premature Matriculator. He prefers to buy the cow rather than get the milk for free.
Bullock is the consumate matriculator going from wife to wife in rapid succession.
Jen is looking for a serial matriculator with the skills to pay the bills.
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verb: to enroll as a member of a body and especially of a college or university. (kind of sounds dirty, so it is good to use on dumb fucks who are fat and were only tshirts, also they want know the word b/c their being dumb keeps them from matriculating)
During the graduation ceremonies, Jack couldn't help but think of the first time that he and Stephanie matriculated.
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