Mergle

Used to define a "blah" not caring or frustrated state.
Can also be used to describe a boring or blah place

Jordan: "Jimmy and Lauren broke up"
Will: "Mergle"

"That place was so mergle"

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Mergle

Mergles usage began with horny Asian businessmen when they could not remember any english words with which to communicate their ideas to underage prostitutes. Now commonly used for a lack of words.

"Alright Daniels, fuckin give up this shit already, we know you killed that bitch!"

"...mergle"

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Mergle

1) To screw something up in a horrible way.

2) To suck big hairy balls for breakfast for free and like it.

"Dude, I toaly mergled that test!"

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mergles

General frustration with any situation and or the dissatisfaction of the world laying down on you.

A lovely young woman in a beautiful white evening dress is the unsightly victim of an automobile splashing street water all over her.

"Mergles," is her response.

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Mergl

An intense, surprising sexual (or psychological) act that really pushes the envelope - the boundaries of what you think is OK. A Mergl can feel good, bad, right, and wrong all at the same time. You can get Mergl'd by your ho or bro, sometimes in the same day, and that's just fine. It's good to Mergl someone in bed, but not on the golf course, especially if you're playing golf, and especially if it's a public course.

Hey man...I think I got...Mergl'd last night.