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1. Similar to 'walmartization', specifically in a motorsports context.
2. A combination of dumbing down, baseless hyperbole and incessant hype at the cost of more worthwhile pursuits, esp. technically relevant pursuits.
"I can't find any international touring car races on TV since speedvision got all nascarized."
"Yeah, they've started the nascarization of motorsport in Canada and Mexico now."
"Too bad. I thought Canadians were pretty well educated..."
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Driving in circle motion in a cul-de-sac, round-about, or circular road while making a constant left turn.
Person 1: What the hell is that redneck doing driving in circles?
Person 2: Oh he is just NASCARing .
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A sport that started with southern moonshine runners building cars faster than that of the law
Richard petty the king of nascar would be the best shine runner ever
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The National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing. It is the fastest growing motorsport sanctioning body in the world, and has divisions in the US, Canada, Mexico, and now Europe. It is commonly used as the object of bigotry by many people, claiming only trashy southern people watch and compete in it and that the cars only make left turns. NASCAR competes on a wide variety of ovals and a handful of lengthy road courses in its top-two divisions, and the majority of incoming drivers that are hired into the Sprint Cup Series actually come from the north in this day and age. Contrary to popular belief, auto racing is very physically demanding,with a driver typically losing 10 pounds during a race. It also does require skill, and even road course racing veterans experience difficulties on ovals when they crossover to NASCAR.
1st guy: Hey, did you watch the NBA last night?
2nd guy: Nah, I was watching a great NASCAR race.
1st guy: Why do you watch a bunch of rednecks in cars make left turns?
2nd guy: Why do you watch a bunch of black guys in shorts run back and forth?
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Turning left in a Chevrolet for 4 hours.
Jim: What's on TV today?
Bob: NASCAR.
Jim: Let's go to a movie.
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An event in which big car-shaped billboards, bearing the names of hundreds of corporations, are somehow driven around a track at very high speeds by smaller, human-shaped billboards
I don't understand how NASCAR does it. How do they get those billboards to go around the track so fast?
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I’m taking you to watch nascar and split a beer with ya
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