oliophobia

The fear of missing Oli's or Olives. It's a rare condition but and only effects people with a very special Oli or Olive in their life that are unreachable and inaccessible.

Treatment includes lots of hugs and love.

Friend 1: I haven't seen Olive in nearly a month, I think I may have oliophobia.

Friend: oh no girl, that's a bad one that is. You really need to see Olive.