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When you experience a few days of being a gash magnet. It's completely random but they come flocking.
Taken from 'The Deadliest Catch' when a pot comes up full.
Steve - Four this week, Dave. I'm definately 'on the crab'. Dave - Nice one mate, fill your pots.
Like fishing, but you're catching crabs.
Joe: "Hey, want to go crabbing?"
Jim: "What? Isn't that wen a girl sends nudes in this /\_/\ position?"
Joe: "What the fuck? Did you find that on the weird Urban Dictionary website where nine year olds turn every word into some sort of sexual thing? Crabbing is when you go fishing for crabs, dumbass."
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1. A person who does not want another person to succeed by showing the following actions: Disloyalty, Jealousy, Slander, Two-faced behavior.
2. A person who uses another for personal gain or self gratification.
Synonyms: Hater, Back Stabber Leach Free-Loader
1. "Just like crabs in a bucket, won't nobody let nobody up"
2.I told you that "Crab" was not going to come to your show.
3. I loaned her some money and I know she received her bonus, and that "Crab" has not even mentioned my money
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A beautiful creature that can hold a knife, pinch people, and my only friend is a crab because it doesnt argue with me. You also just feed it and water it and forget about it for a few days and repeat the process.
Random guy: i just stole that crabs food
Crab: stabs random guy
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crabs:A tiny bug like creature that will infiltrate the pubis maximus,and lead you to isle 3 at the local pharmacy for some blue ointment.
Use the "ol"blue ointment for the crabs dissapointment use it 4 a night and a day,oh it burns an it itches,but it kills them sons of bitches in that good old fashioned way.
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Pesky pubic lice, that require treatment to remove, or they replicate and take over your entire crotch area.
Eazy-E sez: She had more crabs than a seafood platter.
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Three accepted meanings:
1 A unit of brightness of nebulae. A nebula is a cloud-like object visible in the night sky, using a telescope or binoculars; think milky squished star. It - a Crab - is, by definition, equal to the brightness of the Crab Nebula, which was seen as a supernova in 1054 A.D., by Chinese and Arab astronomers; also known as the nebula M1 (Messier1).
A Crab has a sub-division millicrab, which any half-competent student of the metric system will be able to tell you is a thousandth-part of a Crab.
2 A hard-shelled crustacean, with a body generally wider than it is long, two pincers, and a wide variation in size, ranging from pea-crabs, about the size of the eponymous vegetable - to spider crabs, which have a claw span of three or four metres/yards in large (= old) specimens.
3 Pubic lice. This indicates that you may not have been too careful aboutyour fuck-buddies.
1 The new nebula is about five hundred and twenty millicrabs - say half the brightness of the Crab Nebula - said the little blonde astronomer; plainly, she didn't seek to sensationalise this new discovery.
2 Crabs can be caught in many coastal waters - but be careful picking them up, as they can nip.
3 'That damned soccer-jock gave me crabs - he must have shagged Brutus last week!' said Pandora with resignation, whilst counting her plentiful takings.
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