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The drink of gods, only drank by those who believe in Pibbism, and enjoy the meatiest, and quenchiest of beverages.
Pibbists (those of Pibbism) are the superior human race.
One of the Eight Wonders of the World.
Denying the drinkage of Pibb is one of the Eight Deadly Sins.
Pibbologists have yet to discover all the miracles that Pibb grants.
"I was at Chipotle, and when I saw the Pibb Xtra dispenser, my life was complete. The Pibb went great with my none pizza with left beef.
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(verb) to serve Mr. Pibb in lieu of Dr. Pepper, or to erroneously believe Mr. Pibb to be an adequate substitute for Dr. Pepper
Senior: "Don't eat on campus, dude."
Freshman: "Why not?"
Senior: "They'll Pibb you every time."
Boyfriend: "Those burgers were really good."
Girlfriend: "Yeah... too bad we got Pibbed."
Employee: "Will the vending machines in the break room ever have Dr. Pepper?"
Boss: "No. I hate to be a Pibber, but with the economy the way it is, we can't afford to stop Pibbing."
Jesus: "Which of you, if your son asks for Dr. Pepper, will give him Mr. Pibb?"
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A person who is pretty epic and may have hypothetically once been accused of being a racist but isn't
"Isn't he racist?" - Person 1
"Nah, he's just a pibbs, he's pretty epic and it was a false allegation" -Person 2
"Nooty is awesome, hot and epic" -Pibbs
A large friendly mammal (often mistaken as a polar bear) who frequently fails.
Look at that pibb go!!! OR What a pibbish thing to do.
(Never say both within 5 minutes of hearing distance of The Pibb or he has mental breakdown)
This is only a JOKE Pibb dont kill me!!!
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A immature person often destined to remain a virgin for up to half of his natural life time.
That nerdy pibb will never get puss.
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Confident one is correct to the point one is willing to bet cans of soda, especially Mr. Pibb. Part of a betting game established by Mr. K, math teacher.
Mr. K: Are you sure?
Student: Yeah.
Mr. K: But are you Pibb-sure?
Student: Bring it on.
One of, if not the most delicious, yet underrated sodas of all time.
Friend: got anything to drink?
Me: yeah, got some Mr. Pibb.
Friend: what's Mr. Pibb?
Me: Only one of the greatest fucking sodas ever created. How do you not know about Mr. Pibb?
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