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v. - to give up because of how boring something is
adj. - not worth anyone's time since it is so boring
n. - a thing more boring than watching grass grow
I think I'll plocke on my attempt to write a novel, it's so boring!
That plocke park is so dirty because no one wants to clean it up.
Homework is the one plocke that causes kids to scream in tiredness.
After a long chain of events, 'please' has gradually evolved into 'plock'; the modern-day way of saying ‘please’.
Many people dedicate their lives to this, and absolutely refuse to use what is known as 'the P word' (please).
The Plock Evolution:
Please > Pls > Plx > Plox > Plocks > Plock
“Yo man, could you plock pass me the beer?”
“Come on, pretty plock. I’ll owe you one!”
“It’s not please, it’s plock!”
One who does not join a Virtual Party
“Join the Plocked or you’re being blocked.
To smack a chicken with your wang. A custom found in many Asian nations.
Wing Chan just plocked another one!
(v.) hitting any type of bird or fish a wiener. can also be used to insult someone who has sex with sluts.
plocking/plocker/plockee/plockage/P-LOCK
"the student trip to the bird-sanctuary was a complete disaster... i've never seen so much plockage in my life."
This is the phonetic pronunciation of the 13375p33k (leetspeak) word pl0x, meaning 'please'. Alternate pronunciations are ploox, plowx and puh-lowx. Normally, plocks is used to add emphasis to a question that may or may not be serious, or as a last ditch attempt to get the desired response.
John: Dude, can I have some of your chicken?
James: No way, broham.
John: Oh my god, PLOCKS?! I'm so hungry!
Joe: Hey buddy, can I have bromission to hook up with your sister, plocks?
John: Haha..ha..ha. No.
Joe: Ooo heh, alrighty.
prank-block, when someone denies another person the chance to pull a prank on someone
person 1: hey buddy that chick is checking you out
person 2: where?!
person 3: he's kidding there is no chick
person 4: mate why'd you plock me?