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One who does not join a Virtual Party
“Join the Plocked or you’re being blocked.
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After a long chain of events, 'please' has gradually evolved into 'plock'; the modern-day way of saying ‘please’.
Many people dedicate their lives to this, and absolutely refuse to use what is known as 'the P word' (please).
The Plock Evolution:
Please > Pls > Plx > Plox > Plocks > Plock
“Yo man, could you plock pass me the beer?”
“Come on, pretty plock. I’ll owe you one!”
“It’s not please, it’s plock!”
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To smack a chicken with your wang. A custom found in many Asian nations.
Wing Chan just plocked another one!
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(v.) hitting any type of bird or fish a wiener. can also be used to insult someone who has sex with sluts.
plocking/plocker/plockee/plockage/P-LOCK
"the student trip to the bird-sanctuary was a complete disaster... i've never seen so much plockage in my life."
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This is the phonetic pronunciation of the 13375p33k (leetspeak) word pl0x, meaning 'please'. Alternate pronunciations are ploox, plowx and puh-lowx. Normally, plocks is used to add emphasis to a question that may or may not be serious, or as a last ditch attempt to get the desired response.
John: Dude, can I have some of your chicken?
James: No way, broham.
John: Oh my god, PLOCKS?! I'm so hungry!
Joe: Hey buddy, can I have bromission to hook up with your sister, plocks?
John: Haha..ha..ha. No.
Joe: Ooo heh, alrighty.
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v. - to give up because of how boring something is
adj. - not worth anyone's time since it is so boring
n. - a thing more boring than watching grass grow
I think I'll plocke on my attempt to write a novel, it's so boring!
That plocke park is so dirty because no one wants to clean it up.
Homework is the one plocke that causes kids to scream in tiredness.
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prank-block, when someone denies another person the chance to pull a prank on someone
person 1: hey buddy that chick is checking you out
person 2: where?!
person 3: he's kidding there is no chick
person 4: mate why'd you plock me?
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