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The religion and way of the raccoon, headed by a raccoon pope, and followed by raccoonmen. We belive in raccjesus.
Hey Aiden have you heard of raccoonism?
Aiden: silence young one, join us or die.
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Red: OMG, a raccoon.
Raccoon: Konichiwa.
Red: NATURE'S NINJA!
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Aka Trash Pandas Aka horrible tits
Trash tits that you wish were rounded and not like two raccoons tails
How am I going to wear this backless dress without a bra? My raccoons will be obvious to everyone that sees me
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The act of stealing and drinking other people's beer, usually the ass. Most commonly found with half finished cans on the beer-pong table and if you have no self-respect, out at a bar. Usually the "racoon" is heavily inebriated and is only interested in consuming more beer.
"What the fuck? Where's my beer? I told you to watch it!"
"Sorry dude, some guy came out of the shadows and started raccooning beers left and right, he got like 4 of em.
"Dammit! This bar has a raccoon problem. Call animal control before he steals anything else."
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The act of taking food/beer that has been left outdoors, particularly at a tailgate.
Friend: "Shit, Jimmy left the tailgate in order to see kickoff, and he locked the beer in the car"
You: "Time to go raccooning. I think I saw an F-150 parked a few spots away"
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Fan #1 (leaving the stadium): "That was a great game"
Fan #2: "It sure was" (making his way to an unattended cooler)
Fan #1: "While you are raccooning, I will be taking a piss. Raccoon me that bag of chips while you are there"
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The first animated show produced entirley in canada. Watched by entire families when aired. Ran from 1985 to 1991.
Hey, did you guys see The Raccoons last night?
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When you are so tired, the bags under your eyes have bags.
Kelsey went out too late last night -- she's raccooning hard.
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