regrettie

a fan of the band The Regrettes. they are likely gay and have mental illness. you will likely find them on twitter or instagram, the occasional siting on facebook but we don’t accept them. they can all agree that every member is extremely attractive and talented. you may see one with the symbol “|^_” in their display name which stands for the R in regrettes but doesn’t look anything like an R. the plural form for regrettie is regretties.

“twitter regretties are insane”
“I’m a professional regrettie”

regretti

The state of remorse after eating too much pasta

"Oh man, I'm having from serious regretti right now"
"Dude, did you eat to much pasta again?"

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I regretti

When you had too much spaghetti

I had too much spaghetti... Now I regretti

Regretti Spagetti

When you cook food and regret it instantly after

Bob: Man I had some Regretti Spagetti last night

eat spaghetti to forgetti your regretti

Eat some spaghetti to forget your regret –

“Bro, I called my BFF stupid, she threw our friendship necklace down a bridge and said our friendship means nothing.“
“Eat spaghetti to forgetti your regretti.“

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