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sounding like, or similar to an alto or tenor saxophone.
"dude, that homeless man's singing was very saxophonic."
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The most badass instrument ever. This instrument was and still is the source of the gods powers and originated as the physical preservation for a hyper-advanced alien races utopian society but was later discovered to have badass musical and practical properties. For example: a sax can be used as the ultimate chick magnet, opening beer bottles, and for killing that really annoying neighbor. It is also the only object known to mankind that duct tape cannot fix, for it will be incinerated by the sheer raw energy coursing through it and into the player, or should I say wielder of it. You can also leave the discovery of fire thanks to this wonderful instrument, back in the cave ages saxes were held up into a storm to be struck by lightning setting the surroundings ablaze, excluding the wielder. The ancients acquired their precious saxes from the now extinct saxophone tree but are now made in the monumental forge of Hephaestus himself.
Hot chick: so what do you like to do?
Saxophone wielder: all band, all the time.
Hot chick: eww. A band geek.
Saxophone wielder: I play sax
Hot chick: I love you.
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The saxophone is the Raper of all other instruments. Usually played by some sexy Guy, or if the situation permits a sexy girl. The saxophone is the result of Thor taking a gay little clarinet and Zeus taking a qreerish French horn and having a mad fight to the death. The result was two dead gods and a musical instrument to replace them. The leader of the saxophone family is of course the Alto, Which is the only saxophone good enough to be frequently used as a hand to hand combat weapon in World war I and later fired as heavy artillery ammunition in World War II.
Jay Beckenstein plays the Alto saxophone so well he could single handedly defeat Nazi Germany
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An instrument that's fun to make fun of, but deep down inside, we all know it's pretty cool.
Those saxophone players are crazy, man.
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a woodwind instrument. one of the greatest ever created
strongbad should play a saxophone
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A musicial instrument invented by Adolf Sax sometime in the 1800s. The instrument played by John "Trane" Coltrane (tenor sax), Charlie "Bird" Parker (alto sax), and Michael Brecker (tenor sax).
The saxophone is one of the greatest instruments ever created.
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a family of shiny, golden colored wind instruments that, contrary to popular belief, are greatly superior to trumpets, especially altos
Man, I was wrong, this saxophone is WAY better than that stupid trumpet.
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