she-shedding

Women who constantly groom themselves by pulling long hair from their head and dropping it on the floor, furniture, bedding, kitchens and bathrooms. It gets on people's clothes, in their food and in their mouth and is very gross.

I was trying to eat my meal in peace, and a long hair was in my takeout meal. Someone at that burger joint was she-shedding. hair in food, hair, long hair, women, hairnet, grooming, comb, brush

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She Shed

A private room where a woman can relax, be alone and do whatever she pleases. Similar to a Man Cave.

My wife has turned the guest room into her own private She Shed. Its complete with angels, butterflies, incense, books, and flat screen TV. I am forbidden to enter!

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She Shed

The female equivalent to a Man Cave.

Wife: Hey, your going to your Man Cave?
Husband: Yep. Need some me time.
Wife: That's okay, I have my she shed.

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She shed

A woman's vagina

I plowed her she shed

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She shed

A place where closer lesbians go to cheat on their boyfriend/husband

"I love that girl, but she's always spending so much time with that woman and her she shed"

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Under the bed she-shed

That sort of secret space under the bed where a girl keeps her dildos.

Girl, I keep my toys in the 'under the bed she-shed'!

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Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

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