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adjective: Magnificent, wonderful, very good or of exceptionally high quality.
That kebab was absolutely Sistine
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A chapel in the vatican. The roof is infamous because it was painted by a kung-fu turtle.
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the act of painting a girls vaginal walls white with your jizz
Steph said she wanted me to go deep so i gave her a Sistine Chapel just like Michaelangelo
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When you're getting a blowjob from a girl and you jizz on the roof of her mouth.
Sandy always wants me to give her a warning before I come, but fuck that. I gave her a steaming hot sistine chapel surprise. Scrape your teeth again, bitch.
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Just like the Eiffel Tower, where two guys hi-five while both being pleasured by one female, the Sistine Chapel includes one more female. Both couples are in doggy style, with the girls making out in the middle, and since the guys are too far apart to hi-five, they instead resort to a finger tip touch, much like God and Adam.
"Did you hear about the orgy last night? Corey and Tyler totally pulled off the Sistine Chapel with Kendall and Bella last ."
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Getting so domed off of nicotine that you see God.
John: Damn you doing all right?
Michael: Nah this puff bar got me sistine chapeled as fuck.