a fat dwarf who has a high opinion of himself and spends all day trying to inflate his ego by writing his musings on the internet. Can also mean an avid fan of Avril lavigne.
John was a right twat, a total smess infact.
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n. To harass, beguile, or otherwise screw with someone by SMS.
1 txt: hey looser i 8 all ur klondike barz 2day
2 txt: wtf!!1! u best be smessing with me!
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