sticky dick

Doing a sloppy job of cleaning up after jerking off and some cum remains and gets stuck to your boxers. The next time you need to take off your boxers, you have to peal your dick off, thus sticky dick.

"Man, I had such bad sticky dick this morning that I almost peeled the skin of my dick."

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sticky dick

a condition found in males, usually in the midwestern summer, in which the cock and balls become sweaty and sticky, clinging to your inner thigh.

goddammit, we gots ta get back into the A/C. I got sticky dick like a mutha fukkka

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Sticky dick

A dick drawn with Stickybomb's, that has been launched from a Stickybomb Launcher by a character called Demoman in the game Team fortress 2.

Blu is legit making a sticky dick at spawn.

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Sticky Dick

When you pull the condom off and the sperm is all over your dick.

"OOH SHIT I just got the sticky dick!"

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Sticky Dick RollUp

When you stick a fruit roll up on your dick and use it instead of a condom. After your done she can eat it to. It's three feet of fun!

Girl: Hey, do you have any uhmmm... Protection.
Boy: Oh.. Oh yeeaaah!
Girl: Oh My GOD ! It's Huge!
Boy: I no baby. Its three feet of fun!
Boy: Its a Sticky Dick Rollup!

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sticky dick bitch

transvestite with a sticky dick

your dad is a sticky dick bitch

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dick sticky

When you pull out and spray your succulent semen all over a girl or boys back, blow on it a tad bit, then proceed to slap your flaccid cock on their back until it sticks.

It was so hot last night when my dad gave me the dick sticky I almost shot my cat.