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train dick

train dick is often used to call people who have a long penis

"wow you have a large train dick"
"i want some train dick :("
"i have a train dick"

by carrie and chels June 7, 2007

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Dick Train

The act of three or more men having rear entry sex simultaneously and yelling "Dick" when they thrust so that they all penetrate in harmony. Similar to a big gay rowing boat, but on land.

Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick!

My ass really hurts after that dick train last night.

by Brardor July 16, 2010

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Dick-trained

When you want to revisit a sexual encounter from an earlier time in your life to see if your recollection of their genitalia size has been accurate all these years.

In high school I hooked up with this guy and his dick was bigger than a Gatorade bottle and I couldn’t even fit it in my mouth.

15 years later I wish he was single so I could try again. I wasn’t even dick-trained back then.

by HotTomHanks October 13, 2019


Dick Train

An insult based on the combination of transportation methods and parts of the human anatomy, a great and innovative way to offend someone

Other variations of this word include Locomotive Dick

1) Lonsdale i hope you die you massive dick train

2) You, sir are a dick train

3) You massive locomotive dick

by Smegson P Donnohugh September 3, 2008

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Dick Train

Any chaotic situation that is fucked up beyond repair.

"I was at Joe's house last night. Everyone was drunk, throwing up, fighting, it was a complete dick train..."

"Yeah, Steve called me over to help him move but his retard brother was there drunk. Turned into a complete dick train, wound up leaving."

"Yeah, I mean I try to vote and give a shit about politics but Washington, DC has become such a massive dick train, I don't see light at the end of the tunnel..."

"Dude, there's a cop following us"
"Fuck, I got weed.... All aboard the dick train..."

by I_HATE_THE_TRUTH October 6, 2016

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Dick Train

An insult based on the combination of transportation methods and parts of the human anatomy, a great and innovative way to offend someone

Other variations of this word include Locomotive Dick

1) Lonsdale i hope you die you massive dick train

2) You, sir are a dick train

3) You massive locomotive dick

by Smegson P Donnohugh September 3, 2008

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Dick Train

What people are on when they sayRidin’ with Biden

Democrat: I’m Ridin’ with Biden.
Republican: So you like taking it up the ass on the dick train?

by Jose Gozinia September 29, 2020

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