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A single story house typically found in the South and examplified by Elvis Presley's home in Tupelo, Mississipi
Elvis Presley lived in his tupelo with his parents and siblings.
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A guy thats butt hurt for not getting ginger on his dick
This Tupelo managed to get this gingers number but is butt hurt because he cannot score some ginger on his dick
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A dot on the map in the middle of no-where.
A place with nothing to do.
-"i live in tupelo"
-"never heard of it"
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Birthplace of Elvis
I was born in Tupelo but not in a house
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You're tittie fucking Lula Mae while she's giving you a rim job and at the exact moment you snow cap her peaks you shit on her face.
Lula Mae was looking a little wrinkled so I gives her a Tupelo Mudpack
Draw a smiley face on your penis* and titty fuck your mate. The face will pop out at her like an alert meerkat emerging from its burrow. Repeat until the meerkat vomits on her face, then force her to say, "Thank you... Thank you very much."
*Most effective with an uncircumcised penis
Side note: Elvis' birthplace is Tupelo, MS
So I was giving Mary a Tupelo Meerkat last night and she yelled at me for eating a peanut butter and banana sandwich at the same time.
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Uncle Tupelo was an alternative country music group from Belleville, Illinois, active between 1987 and 1994. Jay Farrar, Jeff Tweedy, and Mike Heidorn formed the band.
Jessie: I found this great Vinyl at the used record store!
Rick: Who is it?
Jessie: Uncle Tupelo!, But they are broken up.
Rick: Bummer, I am going to write a song about a girl I can't have now.