Wanky Hanky

A piece of fabric used for mopping up semen after masturbation. An ideal wanky hanky would be about one foot square, in 3-tone cream camo pattern.

"My wanky hanky is so stiff you could surf on it!"

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wanky-hanky

paper or textile used to prevent spillage during masterbation, especially one routinely used.

"When I found his wanky-hanky in the car, I nearly freaked."

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wankie hankie

Any fabric implement used for the mopping up of semen after a good episode of one handed love making

I’m out of tissues, I need to find a wankie hankie

Hanky Wanky

When you ask your G/F or wife if they want to have Hanky Panky (sex) and she declines, so you just get a clean hanky or handkerchief and masturbate with it

I asked Mandy if she wanted to have Hanky Panky, and she wasn't in the mood, so I grabbed a blue striped handkerchief and had a Hanky Wanky instead

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Hanky wanky

When someone over the age of 50 jerks off into their hanky

Man 1.im so horny but I’m at my nieces kindergarten

Man2. I know, just do a hanky wanky