whorefare

Breeding every year and relying on govt. handouts
but somehow can afford fake nails, hair and tatoos
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Just got my whorefare check dis month! Lets get some ink and hit da casino!
after my baby daddy buys his dope...

whorefare

When a bunch of whores join the army and fight whore-wars.

Lucy hates Jade, so they had a massive whorefare with ak47's and lipstick.

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biological whorefare

The act of hiring someone who is infected with an STD (sexually transmitted disease) to hook up with someone to intentionally infect them with said STD

"I committed some Biological Whorefare on Tina, serves her right for cheating on me!"

Modern Whorefare

The act of having sex with a girl while playing Call of Duty. (or Vice-Versa)

Yo Drizzy, my girl came over and we played Modern Whorefare together. It was amazing!

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psychological whorefare

Any of the mind games that a person plays to convince themself and others that they are an innocent victim, rather than the insidious slutbag they really are. Psychological whorefare allows someone to continue there whoremongering behavior without guilt and at the expense of their partner’s sanity and emotional wellbeing. Examples include, but aren’t limited to:

1) Starting a fight, so they can break up with their partner for a weekend, for a one night stand, without it “technically” being cheating. 2) Claiming that a close “friend” is just a friend and not a backup relationship, despite their obvious mutual attraction to each other, and HOW FUCKING DARE YOU QUESTION IT, YOU JEALOUS ASSHOLE!! 3) Testing their partner’s love in ways which are meant to fail, thus justifying seeking attention from others. A common test is telling the partner to stay away, then later claiming that if the partner really cared, they would have come over anyway.

Tom: I miss you. I wish we spent more time together.

Jessica: Oh, so what?! Who do you think I’m spending my time with?! I’m sick of you calling me a slut!

Tom: What the?? I didn’t call you a slut.
Jessica: Chandler and I are just friends, you jealous fuck!!
Tom: Chandler? Who’s Chandler? Where did that even come from??
Jessica: You think I’m the neighborhood cum-dumpster!!!I’m sick of your accusations!!! THIS RELATIONSHIP IS HELL!!!
Tom: I’ve had enough of your psychological whorefare... I’m going to the gym...

Jessica: He called me a slut and a cum-dumpster again.. (fakes crying)
Chandler: I’m sorry baby. I would never treat you that way!

Biological whorefare

The act of getting someone infected with an STD to fuck someone you dislike

"Last night I used biological whorefare on Andrew"

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Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare

One of the newer titles to come out of Sex-A-Vision's porn network of gaming. Includes modern-day whores blowing the crap out of Russian guys. With both their mouths and large automatic weapons.

Two guys talking about Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare

Guy A: Hey, have you played Modern Whorefare 2 yet?

Guy B: Yeah, got blown, then blown up!

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