Stress

1) To be overwhelmed with responsiblity.
2) To contain an enormous amount of pressure.
3) To emphasize meaning.
4) What women cause.

1. "Aw fuzjit, i have so much damn homework to do!"
2. "The pillars cant handle much more stress sir!"
3. "I cant stress the importance of this enough!"
4. "Ahhhh!"

Skree

Sound effect of an alien racing to a person or animal, also can be used when lunging.

Marine: "There all over sarge, were all dead!"
Alien: *Skree!*

corn-cocked

The act of getting hit in ones junk by a corn cob. The cob has been preferably nommed however an untouched cob is acceptable as well.

"Dude you just got corn-cocked!"

Gometry

Math lernt by the hicks.

"I lernt gometry on ther weekend! Now ya'll gonne be able tur do yer taxes! Eyem edjumacated"

Fwoomp

The sound effect made when a male penatrates a female. Commonly used by spectators of an erotic act displayed on film.

*porno music*
Rich C-mn: "Yeah baby, take it"
Crystal Chandelier: "Yeah yeah, give it to me!"
h4x0r: "Fwoomp!"

Illeriterate

The illeterite way of spelling "illeterite". Sounds funnier pronounced.

Mark is illeriterate.