Fuck Face

The act of getting a really drunk bird and getting them to give you a blowjob then grabbing hold of the sides of her head and screwing her mouth and throat until you blow your load

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cocklash

The act of pulling out your manhood and beating it against something to give a flesh-on-flesh slapping sound. It can be something of yours (leg, stomach), someone else (girlfriend's face) or an inanimate object (getting it out in the pub and Wapping it out onto the table)

I was running to answer the phone after having just got out the shower and gave myself a nasty case of cocklash.

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dribble

What i involuntarily do when i look out of the window and see the fine ladies out there

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oligopoly

In the context a monopoly, something to do with small companies owning a share of the market

What an oligopoly!

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g-string

A string on a guitar. Not to be confused with the E-String, A-String, D-String, B-String or High E-String

Just twang the G-String!!

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mutually assured destruction

The term for two people, both post curry, who fart at once.

I heard that! And i've just let one drop as well. Bring the Mutually Assured Destruction!!

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that is all

What Darth Vader says when you have outstayed your welcome, or he wants you to leave.

"That is all"

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