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Having sex with a girl on your birthday, pulling out, cumming all over her, and then getting that followed up by an intense blowjob.
Bro, Alyssa and I were caught birthday candling, but it was great, i stuck my candle in, lit it up, and she blew me out.
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much like cool beans, although cool candles is used to when even more sarcasm is needed.
You: Hey man, I just reached level 95 on runescape!
Me: Cool candles you nerd.
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set a beer can upside down, put diesel fuel in the concave surface on the bottom, and stick a cigarette butt partway in the fuel, letting it soak up a bit. light the cigarette butt and crack open a beer.
when i walked into his garage, there were redneck candles made from coors cans everywhere, and the daytona 500 was on tv.
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Obviously, it's someone who has no one to cling to when the rain sets in.
Marilyn Monroe.... That bitch was a real candle in the wind. She was later found in the nude.
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When your girl is giving you some sick head lying on your back. Just as she senses your about to cum she lets go of the shaft causing your cock to point backwards. Thus causing your load to erupt in your face instead of hers.
My girl was giving me some intense head then humorously let go of my custard launcher causing my jiz to squirt in my face like a rogue roman candle.
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a firework that you hold after it's been lit, and it shoots out fireball from the opposite end (or the end facing you, if you're retarded)
"i almost started a brushfire with a roman candle"
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The act of poring hot wax over an erected penis thus waiting 5 min for the wax to dry to make a candle condom. An easy way to save money and fuck hoes, plus you get some hot sex.
"do you have a condom?!"- the hoe
"no i do not hoe, but i got a hot candle to make me a candle condom"- you
"i like when my twat is hot"- the hoe
"good because im going to tear it up with my candle condom!"- you
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