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The vital element of a mans sexual arousement. A nauturally produced pulp created to transport its commuters from Piney to Jiney ultimately used for procreation and to provide a natural release for the possesor of the organ, or in some cases, when a Jiney is not available, a sock/apple pie/anus can replace. Needless to say this particular porridge can be found around the general vicinity of the Piney, aka A Mans Reproductive Organ, aka Penis, aka pork sword, aka johnson, aka dinkle.
Warning: The combination of Jiney Juice and Piney Porridge can often lead to screaming whinging brats.
FOOTNOTE: 14 year old chav girls are often more susceptible to the receiving of Piney Porridge, however caution should be taken if you do not want to pay maintenance for the brat/child/thing for 18 years.
I shot my Piney Porridge all over her tits.
Goldilocks: This Piney Porridge is too salty!
The strange substance on Ben Stillers ear in There's Something About Mary.
Woman: I'm not swallowing that!
Man: But Piney Porridge is good for you, it keeps you warm and full right through till lunch!
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sex porridge is the fluid that is ejeculated by a male during sexual intercause.
I'm spreying my sex porridge tonight
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A hot steamy lad who finds comfort rubbing hot oats on his lass willy. His favourite type of oats are "uncle tobys Oats". Porridge boy is a bit of a leggend in the rap communitiy and is concidered one of the founders he hopes to one day get more of a following on his own genere Enced .
Oi chav mate your heard porridge boys new bangers
Nahh lad is it good
Cheif she if mad dog heckers ay had to put some butter on my tittys when she was done
Far out chav is that from that new genere Enced}
Yeah fam have fun have some of me left over butter
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A jock. A scotsman. A skirt-wearer. A tight-fisted gobbledegook-talking cunt!
You'll never see him buying a round at the bar mate, he's a fuckin' porridge gobbler!
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someone who is wack , slow or otherwise thick in the head
Joe: Did Shelby drop her phone in the toilet again last night?
Anna: Yeah she's such a porridge head!
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Similar to a cream pie only done during a womans period. When a man cums inside a woman on her period, the woman then forces the blood/cum mixture out of her vagina.
Chuck eats vaginal porridge for breakfast every morning.
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