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When you make a big donation on a sex livestream and then you get a rap song as your special surprise and the woman squirts her biggest piss fuck when the man giving away the song makes his fucking gambling joke.
When you palm of your hand turns red after madterbating too much
Fuck! My hand is all fap burnt
when you ejaculate but its too cold outside and you get the urge to lick the frozen semen, but then you have to call the fire department because your tongue is stuck to your frozen semen.
somebody call the police my tongue is stuck to my fap and freeze
when you get the urge to fap but you need to make a quick buck so you fap into a cup, freeze it and then sell it to kids for $5 a piece. ;)
wanna try my fap and freeze kiddies!
When you think you’re the first person to be bit by a radioactive spider and then you go kill someone on acid.
Tryna happy fap me spider man?
Second month of Sigma year. During this period you may find an increase in your testosterone levels and start feeling less like a wanker. Is is only a second month so it is still considered an easy one.
James:"wow this Sigma year looks promising, better not fail my Fuck fapping february."