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Fap cop
Someone you live with who never let's you have privacy and will always show up right when your about to do the deed and make it impossible to fap, most likely a older sister or brother who stays up late and invades privacy without waring or cause.
My sister shows up to use the computer right out side my door every time I'm about to fap, she is a fap cop.
.The THICCEST person you’ll ever see 👀...
.He has the STRAIGHTEST teeth 🐰
. He’s the nicest person you’ll ever meet!!!!
Hdjsjsjshdhdhdh ( HES ACTUALLY A FUCKING BITCH)
“ Do you know that guy Jackson fap jack?”
Yeah I heard he was really thiccccccccc 👀
A gap in which you have to silently masterbation while in the same room as someone else without getting caught
Person A "hey what were you up to last night?"
Person B "I was doing the silent but deadly fap challenge, how about you?"
A new pleasure for those who enjoy fapping, this has been one of the greatest relieves for "No Nut November". This activity starts at 00:00 AM or when February starts.
Oh what a relieve, I just got reminded for Fapping February! Wooohoooo!
Another term to describe autoerotic asphyxiation, yet specifically when one is alone.
Neville could not find his belt after he had a choke and fap
A croft fap fif is were your pussy turns into a cat and says hi
That croft fap fif fAM
When the urgent need to defecate and the urgent need to masturbate coincide.
‘Oh, don’t worry about Al. He’ll be in the bathroom for a while to poo-fap.’