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Euphemism for “never” or a subtle way of saying “I don’t give a fuck about it; fuck off and stop bothering me.”
Customer: Hi, my server is rebooting randomly.
Seller: hallo, reboot issue fix next week.
Next week is Bird appreciation week. Go say hi to your local friend, Bats and give them the hug they havent had for over a month 💞
Friend 1: Hey, I think its Bird Appreciation Week
Friend 2: No no, that's next week
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A week sleep is the act of sleeping for a full week after getting drunk.
Alcohol sleep week drunk intoxicated
Man 1: "dude, I heard Ashley was week sleeping!"
Man 2: "no way! Who would've thought she was such a party animal?"
In December you can grab as much ass as you want.
Person 1:yo ain’t it jolly grab ass week
Person 2:yeah
A phenomenon in which school is closed for 2+ days in the middle of the week so it’s essentially a weekend in the middle of the week
I’m so glad school is closed for these past two days, it’s a middle of week weekend
Slsp ass week starts on September 13-17 you can slap your bsf ass your gf ass your bf ass your frind ass(not if you ina relationship tho) all week
Hey bae uts the 13 yiu know what that mean
What?
Slapp ass week just stated
The joke of the internet, until the next one comes along. Due to the short attention span of the collective internet, being the laughing stock for an entire week is very bad.
"I will dig up every bit of dirt you have and make you this week's laughing stock."
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