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rich people twitter

hell.

if you ever want a reason to die, just go onto rich people twitter.

by the cooler penguin27 February 14, 2022


3am twitter

The horniest place on earth, not to be confused by early-morning-horny twitter, which is the second horniest place on earth.

"dude 3am twitter wildin out again fr bruh"
"... she kinda thick tho not gonna lie"
also -
"bruh it's not even 8 am why's there anime titties on my screen yall need to get a life"

by 3amtwitterexpert January 29, 2019


Twitter Verified Checkmark

The Twitter Verified Checkmark is a blue checkmark on twitter. It let's people know if an account is notable. After November 9th 2022, you require a twitter blue subscription to receive a checkmark. You do not need a single follower, you only need twitter blue to get the checkmark.

Twitter blue is starting at $7.99/mo and is only available for purchase on iOS.

I got the Twitter Verified Checkmark yesterday!

by ToolifyStudios November 12, 2022


twitter

you lose brain cells naturally but when you use twitter for more than 2 hours a day then you know you lose brain cells way quicker. its a giant website full of really dumb people and celebrities being able to somehow make comments on things that somehow get to everywhere, I don't even use twitter and I know the last thing elon musk tweeted.
on twitter everyone is offended by something and wants you to be understanding but at some point people put trigger warnings for CAPS or kitchen appliances or god knows

gimmick accounts are great tho

autistic friend 1: "I just made a tweet about how we are going to burger king"

me: "you use twitter?, that makes a lot of sense"

by cosmicretard August 10, 2021


Twitter

The reason why there's a little bird up in the top right

I think that Twitter might be the reason why there's a small bird on the top right of this box.

Maybe.

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022


Twitter

The spot between the twat and the shitter

Dont forget to wipe your twitter

by Bug launcher March 1, 2019


Twitter

The space between a woman's twat and her sitter, thus her twitter.

The last woman I was with had a hairy twitter.

by Snot Box December 6, 2020