roll deep

When you are hanging out with a bunch of people.

We are about to roll deep up in this club.

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Piss and roll

Everyone in the house uninates before going to the next party or to the bars.

"ok its time to go"
"Wait we gotta piss and roll first"
"ok piss and roll outta here"

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The rolls Royce

When you’re having sex and the rolls of your fat bounce more than the girl you’re fucking boobs

Yeah I fucked Lara and the rolls Royce took full effect while I was pounding

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Cassone Roll

A roll of transfats that forms around the belly in the shape of a life preserver. This is commonly referred to as a muffin top. The client normally wears shirts a few sizes too small to display the dimensions of the roll. The roll is also decorated with many stretch marks and craters.

"Look at the stretch marks on my Cassone Roll."

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jelly rolled

To be tricked into clicking a link leading to a photo of an obese female.

Send any photos of Rita MacNeil under an inconspicuous filename...

"You got jelly rolled!"

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Snag roll

an Australian slang for sausage roll although no Australians use this word.........yet..

guy walks into a shop: Chuck us a snag roll will ya mate

confused shopkeeper: errr........what?

guy: what are ya fuckin deaf....get me a sausage roll before i snap ya

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Roll Tide

A salutation amongst the humans that were unable to score high enough in life to be an Auburn fan.

"Roll Tide, my sister's pregnant and I'm the grandfather!"

All reply "Roll Tide."

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