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verb: The act of measuring one's dick, hypothetically, to prove one's worth is greater than another. Typically done by males, although females have also been known to participate.
Bro 1: Hey dude, my band I'm in just got signed up to play in a show next month, isn't that sweet?
Bro 2: I mean, are you guys even that good?
Bro 1: Yeah man, I once self booked a cross country tour.
Bro 2: Are you seriously going to start rulering right now?
November 30th is ruler fight day where you can offer a duel to any person with a ruler
'As of Ruler fight day and By the act of the 30th you shall be ruler dueled
A device used for measuring, but more efficient at refracting light into your classmate's eyes.
Man, Bob was being so annoying in math class. He was using the ruler to shine light in my eyes.
the most powerful weapon known to man
common in classrooms, but do not mistake them for mere measurement takers.
hey look at this ruler i have
look at this rule i have too
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*cling clang cling clang*
Long measure thing. Tend to be used to measure stuff
Its hard plastic with numbers on it
ruler is how to measure your absolute microscopic cock
also To measure your big ass forehead
An abbreviation of "To get out the ruler and compare dicks," the phrase "getting out the ruler" or "to get out the ruler" means to size up one's accomplishments with another's, or to one-up them.
I ran two miles in under 15 minutes yesterday!
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.