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verb: The act of measuring one's dick, hypothetically, to prove one's worth is greater than another. Typically done by males, although females have also been known to participate.
Bro 1: Hey dude, my band I'm in just got signed up to play in a show next month, isn't that sweet?
Bro 2: I mean, are you guys even that good?
Bro 1: Yeah man, I once self booked a cross country tour.
Bro 2: Are you seriously going to start rulering right now?
November 30th is ruler fight day where you can offer a duel to any person with a ruler
'As of Ruler fight day and By the act of the 30th you shall be ruler dueled
An abbreviation of "To get out the ruler and compare dicks," the phrase "getting out the ruler" or "to get out the ruler" means to size up one's accomplishments with another's, or to one-up them.
I ran two miles in under 15 minutes yesterday!
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.
Yah. Bruh ma ruler's swervin'.
My swerving ruler is lit af.
The act of countering any statement that would be as near as breaking the rules. Scared to take a risk, and a partypooper.
John - Hey bro, the bars empty, maybe if you want, we can sneek in to get a-
James - No that would be against the rules, what if we get caught? We would go to jail, I don't want to spend my days in guantomeno! I just got accepted to med school, I have so much to live for. My parents always told me to follow the rules, and that would make me famous one day. It is forbidden for us to do anything remotely against the rules.
John - Wow, what a ruler drooler