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Chuck Norris version of tea bagging
Chuck Norris isn't tea bagging, he's potato sacking
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The origin of the word is found in the culinary world where one mashes a potato while keeping the skin crushed along with the potato, thus making the potato seem to be "dirty." However, when eating these potatoes along side a girl who is strikingly beautiful but suspiciously anxious to hop in bed, one can clearly make the connection that is the definition of a "dirty potato." As you gaze at the soft, pleasant, tasteful aspects of the potato one can look up and find similarly beautiful aspects of the woman. However, when you get a taste of that sometimes bitter, unclean, downtrodden from years in the dirt only to be pulled from the ground to be enjoyed as a breif taste sensation... but suprisingly delightful and pleasing, only think back to the night before, when you both were engaged in the most vile and depraved acts of sexual misconduct you were ever lucky enough to be a part of, and one will finally see the true meaning of "dirty potato."
Good Lord, she did that?!!!?!??!
What a f***ing DP (Dirty Potato)!!!
2 quotes from one of the words creators:
"Yo, Im gonna be hittin' up some serious DP action tonight..."
"We're rollin' deep with DP's tonight."
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a pink potato is a person who thinks ther penis is larger than everyone else and are always big headed about stuff
ah he such a pink potato aint he
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1. n. - any woman's large posterior (note: not just the ass) which is "sprinkled", well-incorporated, to rife with cellulite(aka cottage cheese); it sometimes running down the back of the thigh, calf, and cankles...also above the waist on the severely depressing; not necessarily a death sentence if they meet a guy that enjoys the nuanced texture of a matured and bountiful topography
2. variant: n. - "sweetpotato cobbler" - for those that wish to make a racial or skin-tone distinction between one type of cobbler and another
I ate through that potato cobbler like I was on death row!
I was at the beach and some SSBBWs, BBWs and their comparatively petite frump and plumper friends were all in bikinis...a total potato cobbler buffet. ...and I dug in. Back for thirds, even.
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A group of friends who are not particularly attractive, but think each other are beautiful.
Ann, Maddy, and Ai are sexy potatoes.
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The Internet equivalent of a couch potato. A 'Net potato doesn't use the Internet for a specific purpose, he just moves from one URL to another, looking for anything to pass the time.
Guy 1. What are you doing online?
Guy 2. Surfing.
Guy 1. Surfing? Nobody "surfs" anymore. What are you actually doing?
Guy 2. Surfing.
Guy 1. Dude, you're a 'Net potato. Go read a book or something.
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a phrase used by fuckboys whose preferred methods of flirting are repeatedly poking you on facebook and sending uninvited winky faces
fuckboy: "my cuddle function is set to maximum potato"
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