fake boyfriend syndrome

When you feel like your boyfriend doesn't really exist because you're in a long distance relationship and you forget what they sound like/look like

I wonder what my boyfriend's doing right now.. oh wait.. Do I have a boyfriend? I must have fake boyfriend syndrome.

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Harold Bishop Syndrome

When you forget something

What was I supposed to be doing today, Dam Harold Bishop Syndrome

massive wiener syndrome

massive wiener syndrome is a medical condition that gives peepo massiv weeners it I s not often found in peepol with the name lucas

massive wiener syndrome

big ball syndrome

When someone needs to feel bigger and more powerful than others.

OMG Paul is always trying to be little me to make himself better! He must have "big ball syndrome".

Daniel Asherov Syndrome

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Noun, German and Russian decent

1.) Daniel Asherov Syndrome is a disease where an impotent, cuckold male praises a fake alpha male during the mating ritual. During this satanic process, the “alpha” will lie on top of the beta male’s mate for a total of 25 grueling minutes. Although the event is very lackluster, those with Daniel Asherov Syndrome will claim that the event is the greatest act they have ever witnessed, and it will undeniably result in biracial childbirth.

Conor: Yo, dawg. Why does Daniel Asherov’s baby look like Daniel Cormier?

Cody: He’s got Daniel Asherov Syndrome.

Ilyas Syndrome

It is an occurrence when a girl is in-love with Ilyas, but he doesn't want her because he's chasing other bitches. She then gets with another guy and lives happy until Ilyas comes back into her life and asks her to come back to him, she then starts cheating on her boyfriend with Ilyas because she has Ilyas syndrome.

"That chick was so pure, until I found out she has Ilyas syndrome"

LindenHausen Syndrome

A severe mental illness where an individual, usually a female, is under the illusion that their buttocks is much larger than they perceive. This is becoming more of an epidemic due to social media. The syndrome begins to deteriorate the brain after a long period of time, falsifying reality for the rest of the individual’s existence. To seek help, please see your local physician or psychologist.

Main causes :

1. Social media (Instagram, snapchat, Twitter, etc..)

2. Marijuana (flower, hash, tinctures, edibles, etc..)

3. Adderall

4. Occasional drinking

Oh my god John, I think Tory developed LindenHausen Syndrome.. she can’t stop checking out her tiny buttocks, thinking it’s enormous. She should get help!