Piss Clams

Yet another reference to the vagina. See: bearded clam

Margret gently plunged her piss clam.

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clam vomit

What robots dip their chicken strips in. It it preferred over motor oil.

chunky monkey: "Ewww, not motor oil. I thought you said clam vomit. Robots love it!"

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steam clam

To shit on your partners chest while having sex

Damn bobby!!! What a hot steam clam

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clam bumped

when a girl stops another girl from hooking up with a guy.

hey girl he's hot i'm going over to talk to him. oh shit look at that skank in my way trying to "clam bump me".

can you believe i was just "clam bumped".

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Clam sander

One who sands clams. Usually attains the title through their occupation. Someone who specialises in genetalia styling is a clam sander. But this can mean someone who literally seeks out clams and sands them in an uknown fashion.

Gandalf: "Have you seen Bilbo recently?"
Frodo: "Oh yeah, every day he's out on the beach looking for clams."
Gandalf: "Whyever so?"
Frodo: "He likes to sand them."
Gandalf: "Fool."

Tobias: "Wow, Mangus where'd you get your clams styled?"
Magnus: "Don't be patheic, Tobias. They always look like this."

Lillith: "Hey Celeste, I can't seem to find a good clam sander. Do you know anyone good?
Celeste: "Yeah, I go to Kevin."

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Bam in the Clam

Punching a woman in the vagina. A ball tap for women. A milder form of cunt punt.

she was giving me shit so I quickly punched her in the vagina" "BAM IN THE CLAM!

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clam diggin

A term used by surfers and body boarders for the action that occurs when a shore-break wave lifts you up and plants you into the sand near shore, usually in a few inches of water.

Surfer 1: "How did Jake break his neck?"
Surfer 2: "He was clam diggin at the Wedge...:

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