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A truly strange specimen that goes against the laws of human nature. A simp slut is a female that, for some fucked up reason, has a fetish for simps. This phenomenon to this day cannot be explained by any scientific experts. Simp sluts are truly rejected by society all together. The girls do not claim her, and the boys throw her to the streets. The only people that fuck with simp sluts are true simps themselves.
Damn bro is that what I think it is? Holy shit, its a simp slut! Mom, get the camera!
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A female social figure that attracts all the simps (male based followers)
Person 1: "Look at all of those simps trying to get a response from her..."
Person 2: "Dude. She's a Simp Queen!"
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A challenge where you are not allowed to simp for ANYONE!
Most Jesser Fans: We want Moochie in 2Hype look how hard he's working
Antoine: Stop simping its no simp September
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A man who has gone far beyond being a simp and has become far worse
Someone who is so taken over by the constant need for Pussy or girls that it’s the only thing they talk about
Super Simps spend most of there time talking to girls nonstop but failing to even get anything at all
They will do anything if they think it will get them some action with a girl they will white knight, make multiple accounts to beg to be unblocked, and even pay females for a little love
Super Simps are the lowest class of simps
“I caught jamel being a super simp I heard he was paying for premium snapchats and making multiple accounts begging girls to unblock him”
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An E-simp is similar to a regular simp except that the girl in question exists exclusively online or in digital media, excluding egirls.
A man who prides himself on defending the honor of fictional, digital women.
A man who roleplays a relationship (sexual or platonic) with fictional, digital women.
"I know a guy who says he's dating Monika from DDLC, he's a real E-simp."
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A simp that only simps for Deku. They devote their life to Deku, and only Deku. If they saw Deku walking down the street coming across a puddle of water, they’d lay down so Deku could walk over them.
Token is the biggest Deku simp I know.
When the amount of simp in a relationship is mutual and in perfect balance ; each partner is being just as much of a simp as the other.
Person 1: Hey man, how's it going with you and Stacey ?
Person 2: Awesome man, I think we've reached simp equilibrium!