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Bat wing

The act of spreading your nut sack so it looks all veiny and alive like a bat wing. If you manage to trick people into staring at your now stretched out nads, you get to kick them in the ass three times.

Dave was being a dick the other day, so I gave him the bat wing and kicked him in the ass three times.

by lemonjuicepandafucker November 20, 2019


A lion with a baseball bat

What you tattoo on your own back so people know not to mess with you. WARNING: Could be mistaken for a butt with a wig playing the oboe.

Person 1: That's a lion with a baseball bat
Person 2: Kinda looks like a butt with a wig playing the oboe.

by Exxacto February 20, 2023


batting above her average

Look at her batting above her average. That Josh sure is cute and nicer then the other others shes dated. To date someone better.

Wow she sure is batting above her average. Josh is a heaps better pick compared to her previous boyfriends.

by Batting above her average December 12, 2022


.bat

A batch file, similar to .exe.

Person 1: Hey look, i have a .bat file!
Person 2: Whoa look a programmer!!!!!!!

by h_best_letter October 22, 2022


Bat Daddy

Simply a Chase. Born bat, but earns the right to be daddy.

Wow bro! You see that bat daddy walk by?!

by Batdaddy69 August 19, 2019


Flange bat

Female flailer

The flange bat made a mess of the living room in 10 minutes.
(see the word flange as it means cunt in your dictionary)

by Betty Beefcake April 30, 2024


bearded bat

A hairy penis.

"He told me he doesn't like bearded bat caves."
"What'd you do?"
"Punched him in the bearded bat."

by whalesgoaooarooaroo October 31, 2015