sleep denial

When one is dozing off but refuses to admit they are falling asleep

Dude: "Hey, you're falling asleep. Give me the remote!"

Homie: "I'm not falling asleep! (zzzz..snoooore..zzzz)"

Dude: "You're in sleep denial, homie."

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Cougar Denial

The denial of being a cougar. Usually someone who thinks they are "too young" or thinks their prey isn't young enough. Years of denial can lead to very severe cases of cougarism.

Annie thinks that just cuz she's 29 she can't be a cougar but she totally is! People think they guy she's dating is her son! She's totally in cougar denial!

35 year old woman: "Man that guy is a stud!"
Friend: "He looks 20! You're such a cougar!"
35 year old woman: "No way! I'm only 35, and 35 is the new 30"
Friend: You're in Cougar Denial!"

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Period Denial

When you've been on the IUD for so long sans the monthly blood tsunami, you forget periods existed. Until finally, one day it returns and you realize god's sexism cannot be triumphed by science.

Susan sleeps on a Japanese flag every night due to period denial.

Cat denial

Cat denial
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Cat - feline
+
Denial - a state of hiding from the truth
= Cat denial

This is a serious condition that occurs in the following situation:

When you share other people's images of cats on a Saturday but you deny that you participate in the Internet meme day known as Caturday, just because you didn't upload it yourself.

Despite Denis sharing Amanda's YouTube cat video, he was clearly in cat denial that he was now an active part of the Caturday phenomena.

hoe in denial

A female that has sex with a lot of guys and denies it or acts innocent when asked about her hoe tendencies .

Stacey has sex with 4 guys in one day ..

Lauren : "Stacey I heard you screwed 4 guys in the same frat today ! "

Stacey : *crying* "Everyone's always calling me a hoe ! It was only 4 guys and I used protection. "

Lauren : "Damn you're a hoe in denial dude . "

Garbage Denial

state of being where an individual fails to accept thier status as a complete lose physically, socially, mental, and appearance-wise. (denying that one is garbage)

Man, why is Allison still trying to talk to my boy? That bitch must be in garbage denial.

Battery Denial

Where you continue to swap dead batteries in your electrical appliance over and over with one another, rather than getting another set.

"What are you doing?"

"Swapping the batteries over. 2 weeks left in these bad boys."

"He's in battery denial."

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