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Common Core Math

The worst homework ever

Teacher: Do pages 122-125 on the Workbook
Students: NOOOO

3pm: Starting Homework
4pm: Stuck on first page
4:30pm: Still stuck

5pm: Tries Brainly *realizes you need brainly plus*
6pm:Second page
7pm: Dying
8pm: Dinner
9pm: Gets distracted
10pm: has to shower
11pm: Still not dont with homework

Next Day: Ok show pass your workbooks up

*GETS AN F*

Common Core Math is a way to get kids grades down

by Common Core Mathism March 3, 2023

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maths, english, science

a woman's menstation cycle

Sue: My stomach is so sore.
Molly: How come?
Sue: I've got my maths, english, science
Molly: Oh that time again.

by Rhiannon-May September 11, 2006


Math Sheriff

Someone who watches over all math. Like a gatekeeper. The TRUE king of all math has to offer

Tom: β€œMan Jimmy has been math sheriff for four years now....”

Billy: β€œyeah I know. People keep having the guts to face him in a dual but no one is able to beat him.....”

by Your worst nightmare 69 November 13, 2018


can in math

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Can in math

by Yzz December 4, 2020


can in math

ayo go lear math stop playing agar black or on discord

why is can in math

by Yzz December 4, 2020


The Zombification of Singapore Math

When math writers and publishers in the β€œfine” city of Singapore discover that math-anxious students are more inclined or motivated to solve brain-unfriendly word problems or fiendish questions that involve ghosts, vampires, zombies, and other paranormal or satanic figures rather than those dealing with humans or animals.

The zombification of Singapore math has alarmed a number of conservative or puritan parents and homeschoolers both locally and abroad, especially in red-pilled states that have a significant proportion of ultra-MAGA or anti-woke voters.

by Numerati January 21, 2024


lose my math

Lose my number

Ex : yo you grimy fr fr lose my math. It’s deaded

by Ahdbnsmaka November 9, 2021