Viagra

The thing my man always brings the perfect amount of

*Rolls on table*
My man always brings the perfect amount of viagra

Viagra

A drug males take when they can't get hard

"hey where's the viagra?"

Viagra falls

The accidental excessive consumption of laxatives that then leads to an extreme amount of usually runny poop.

I suffered from viagra falls yesterday after accidentally loading up on lacatiives

Poop Viagra

Another word for industrial strength ass blast.

JB: Tonight, go out and shit on a few skanks. Tomorrow, you're a one poop man. *he pulls out the laxatives*

Chris: What's this?

JB: It's Viagra, brother. Poop Viagra.

Piston Viagra

The acquisition or use of a “cool” motor vehicle to remove the possibility of erectile dysfunction. Attempts at extending you’re sexual prowess by owing or associating with a car designed to excite sexually.

Hey did you see my new wheels? Yeah that is definately some serious piston viagra.

Rancher's Viagra

Urinating on an electric fence to cure ones erectile dysfunction.

"Honey, you know you cant come to bed without your dose of Rancher's Viagra!"

Viagra Falled

When an old man ejaculates in past tense

The old man Viagra Falled allnover my face last night.