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#1 A high class Douche Bag, one with stature in society
#2 A top of the line/high end douchebag, one who emits extreme douchebaggery
#3 The upper class douche, as in Donald Trump or Bill Gates
#4 Chad P
#5 Raymond L
Ray walked into the club dressed like a million bux, but we all still knew that inside, he was always going to be a Douche Gentry
A douche magoo is a chronic liar, and does so with a smug grin. They enjoy each passing lie so much the creepy smirk grow bigger and bigger.
Marco E. L. Mendicino is Douche Magoo
People that send messages (text or chat) before they are really done typing the message or finished the thought... sending a long string of messages 1 line at a time in rapid fire..
The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.
Dave: Hey whats up?
Dave: Want to go out tonight I was
Dave: talking to Amy
Dave: And she and her girls are going to
Dave: go to Maxwells tonight
Steve: What the fuck's up the douche-textery
A military phrase to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very moronic and stupid in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for dirty vaginas and being a general tool or one who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A asshole fool or cretin. Having low intelligence and or self esteem. Someone who has no purpose in life but to starve the world of oxygen and be a burden on others. A mallet being a tool for somebody that cannot be trusted to do anything but make little rocks from big rocks.
Kanye West is tweeting stupid shit and making himself look like a fucking Douche Mallet.
The CSM is making us cut grass this weekend instead of giving us pass....what a fucking douche mallet!
that butter bar Lieutenant is going to march us straight into a swamp....fucking douche mallet.
A snow plow truck driver who blocks in the end of your driveway with packed hard snow after you have just finished busting your ass shoveling a foot of snow from the entire driveway.
That snow douche just dumped another foot of snow in my driveway that I just finished shoveling!
What you're receiving when you use a bulb-type ear syringe filled with warm water to flush excess cerumen (earwax) out of your ear(s).
My ears are terribly plugged up. Time to have an aural douche!
A socially deficient, morally reprehensible, or intellectually inferior person. The term implies a variety of negative qualities, specifically unwarranted arrogance and levels of inadequacy that exceed classification as a Douche, a Douchebag, a Douche Nozzle, or an Über-scrote.
The caller was such a douche ganoush.