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Super weird. likes guys. in love with a girl who doesn't like him. has two dogs that are cuter then him. writes poetry (only thing cool about him). model but doesn't look like one. blond and surfs. terrible personality.
i hate that guy his name must be drew gold
A girlfriend/boyfriend that wants you to not spend money on her, buy genuinely doesn't
Guy 1: What did you get your girlfriend for Christmas?
Guy 2: Only something little, she wants us to save money.
Guy 1: Wow she's a real gold buryer !
n. Salt:; from the Great Salt Lake.
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Shake some more Utah gold onto your eggs young one. It makes our state grate.
You mean great?
The worst type of tools in the game Minecraft. Attacks and mines better, but has a short life. Choose diamond over gold.
"Hey guys! Check out my gold tools!"
*mines obsidian with gold pickaxe, breaking the pick in the process*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
When cum deposited on a back ferments and and becomes like a fine wine
I turned her around and we were about to go at it, until I noticed some Ukrainian gold...I immediately threw up all over her back.
gold beer cans, 20 cent refund instead of 10 cents
im buying gold beer because im trying to save a million in aluminium in emptys and 60000 wont fit in a one bedroom but 30000 will.