Tummy Sword

Another name for a man genitalia.

Hey A.J. Wanna tummy sword fight.

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tummy sticks

A method to determine who has the longer penis between two men. The men stand naked facing each other with erect penises. They walk slowly towards each other leading with the penis. The person who's penis sticks the other's tummy first has the larger penis and is declared the winner.

Guy 1: Hey man, I slept with your girlfriend last night and she said I definitely have the bigger junk.

Guy 2: I can guarantee you don't have the larger penis.

Impartial 3rd party: The only way to settle this is to play tummy sticks and see who wins.

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tummy table

When fat people balance plates on their stomachs

Jim is sitting on the sofa, watching TV, and eating pizza off his tummy table.

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sticky tummy

A.K.A Cummy Tummy

When one pulls out and ejaculates on a partners stomach after performing intercourse

Damn blood, that girls hella fine, I wanna give her some sticky tummy

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tummy boner

When you are eating something amazing and it makes you ooh and ahh - precedes a foodgasm.

I am eating Amy's Frito Pie. I have a major tummy boner.

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tummy mustard

Ejaculating a weeks worth of semen onto a females stomach upon climax.
( A weeks worth of ejaculate has the same color and texture of a light deli mustard.)

Grimace shot tummy mustard all over the polish prostitute.

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tummy chuckle

Laughing from deep inside your stomach, uncontrollably

The joke was so funny, i burst out in an attack of the tummy chuckles

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