Crapbook Pro

Slang for a defective Apple Macbook Pro. Typical Crapbook Pros might produce excessive amounts of heat, have troubles with wireless networking, emit strange sounds, or exhibit other behaviour found to be unacceptable for an overpriced $2000+ piece of computer equipment.

"You'd better take your Crapbook Pro back to the Crapple Store and get it fixed before it burns your nads again."

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Crapbook kid

A crapbook kid is someone (typically a young child) who is so devoted to the apple fanboyism that the openly support everything Apple does, and exclusively uses Apple products no matter what.

Jimmy: BRO! HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW APPLE PRODUCT! ITS SOOOOO COOL AND SHIT LIKE HOLY CRAP IT HAS LIKE A TRILLION TERAFLOPS AND SHIT LIKE ANYTHING IS OBSOLETE
*meanwhile* Everyone ignores jimmy, because he is a Crapbook kid

CrapBook

A 2011 MacBook Pro that had its gpu failed (you got scammed like me)

BRUHHHHHH… I GOT SCAMMED WITH THIS CRAPBOOK PRO

Crapbook

A low-end laptop computer, typically either a Chromebook or a super-cheap Windows laptop. They tend to cost about $300 or less, have no more than 8 GB of RAM, have an Intel Celeron (Pentium if you're lucky) CPU, and a borderline non-existent GPU, making them useless for gaming.

"I bought a cheap Windows crapbook for college, because I'm broke and can't afford a decent computer."