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matriculator

To commit the act of matrimony.
To commit.

To be confined to a group.

To seek a score for matrimony

Wayne is a premature Matriculator. He prefers to buy the cow rather than get the milk for free.
Bullock is the consumate matriculator going from wife to wife in rapid succession.
Jen is looking for a serial matriculator with the skills to pay the bills.

by thaz February 3, 2014

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matriculate

verb: to enroll as a member of a body and especially of a college or university. (kind of sounds dirty, so it is good to use on dumb fucks who are fat and were only tshirts, also they want know the word b/c their being dumb keeps them from matriculating)

During the graduation ceremonies, Jack couldn't help but think of the first time that he and Stephanie matriculated.

by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003

91πŸ‘ 194πŸ‘Ž


matriculation

signing up to go to a school

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

5πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Matriculous

A fried-out version of the word ridiculous (fried-out as in under the influence of mushrooms)

Oh man, George W. Bush being elected again is straight matriculous.

by Jaclyn Mary December 18, 2008

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


matriculation

sound of like an initiation or a ceremony for u going to high school

i went to matriculation before i went to high school

by asdfdsasdfdsadadfadsf August 26, 2003

4πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Premature Matriculation

Being admitted into a college or university while you're still a sophomore in high school.

Cyrus exhibited a lackadaisical attitude in the last 2 months of his sophomore year in high school due to his premature matriculation into Seton Hall University.

by DJCOJO July 6, 2010

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Matriculative Dynamics

Matriculative Dynamics is a totally fake business buzz word. In a world of overused business buzz words like β€œverticals”, β€œsynergy”, and β€œbandwidth”... it seemed that something should be made up that is nonsensical and could be woven into conversation. The word was created on 5/21/22 in Atlanta, Ga in closed door meeting of the MDIC.

The Matriculative Dynamics of the vertical and horizontal onboarding of this data is going to be a real pain. We should circle back and have a zoom call to discuss.

by JRamsy May 13, 2021