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A juicy treat, the tip of the phallus.
She wondered what was continuously poking her as they spooned, it was the gentleman's semi-erect meat thimble.
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When your nose is stopped up so bad you pick it, and one big booger comes out and covers your whole finger tip.
Hey dude, you smell that breakfast cooking? No man, my nose is fucked up, hold on, I'll fix it......g-r-o-s-s....look at the size of that booger thimble.
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When you use very thin sheets of toilet paper or misjudge the velocity at which you should be wiping and your finger goes through the paper and straight up into the brown rusty mess. Thus leaving a small coating of turd on the end of your finger which resembles a brown thimble
"Dammit Margaret", exclaimed George. "I wish you'd stop buying this cheap toilet paper from the corner shop, this is the third Stink Thimble I've given myself this week"
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A particularly small sexually desirable woman.
Seriously, Salma Hayek is only like five-foot-two or something . . . total dick thimble.
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An attempt to urinate after exposure to extreme cold, the genital shrinkage causing difficulty when holding the penis.
"Dude, it's like one hundred below out there, and when I went to take a whiz, it was totally Omaha Thimble."
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A tiny penis,similar in size to an acorn dick.
kerry king-hey tom,do you reckon matt heafy has a thimble dick?
tom araya-probably,i saw him with a microscope and some tweezers.
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When a man is vaginally fingering a woman and discovers a used condom full of semen inside her.
"So what happen with you and Susie?" "Man nothing. That bitch hit me with a Danish Thimble."
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